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WIND-UP CHATTERING TEETH 2-1/2"
THE American classic novelty item (even ahead of the whoopee cushion and rubber vomit, we think) is a set of chattering choppers. Auto-dentures. Invented by Eddy Goldfarb in 1949, a man who made the Toy Industry Hall of Fame ahead of Milton Bradley,...$4.25$4.25 -
METAL EARTH DRAGONFLY MODEL KIT
From Fascinations®, these small model kits are made from intricately laser-cut polished steel. Punch the pieces out from the 4-1/4" square sheet and put them together with the tiny tabs. You pick the dragonfly, with a 4-1/2" wingspan or the...Starting at $5.95Starting at $5.95 -
RATTLEBACKS PLASTIC EDUCATIONAL TOY PKG(10)
Rattlebacks are plastic semi-elliptical shapes, 3-7/8" long, that illustrate Newton's laws of motion, while mystifying kids. Set them down (the rattlebacks, not the kids) and their offset center of gravity makes them spin. Spin them in one direction and...$9.95$9.95 -
MINI BLACK CROW 4-PACK W/NEST
A bunch of seagulls is a flock, but a bunch of crows is a murder. Hey, we don’t come up with this stuff—blame the ornithologists. If you’re into black crows, and want a murder of them, these rubbery plastic figurines are nicely...$7.65$7.65 -
POLISHED AGATE SLAB SPECIMENS APPROX 3-4"
Our best and prettiest-ever slices of polished agate, showing concentric rings of natural and dyed colors. The slices range from 3" to 4-1/2" across and from 1/8" to 3/16" thick. We've seen samples from milky white to blue, purple, red, yellow and brown...$7.50$7.50 -
TEDCO CLASSIC METAL GYROSCOPE
2" flywheel in a well-made metal frame. The trick is the same as it has been for 100 years. Wind the string through the spindle, pull it firmly to set the flywheel spinning, and perform effortless balancing magic on pencil tips, string tightropes, and...$10.95$10.95 -
TRICK OF THE DAY 7-CLASSIC GAGS
A gallimaufry of gags, the prankster's pantheon. Our seven-day selection of sophomoric stupidity includes a joy buzzer, a fake ketchup spill that is perfect for a laptop or tablet, wrapped candy thats more bug than treat, a pack of gum with a mousetrap...$16.50$16.50 -
MINI HOBERMAN SPHERE EXPANDING GADGET
The Hoberman Mini multi-colored sphere expands and contracts with a magical motion so fluid and simple. Kids can’t help but play with it for hours. (And adults too!) A master of illusion, the sphere can be thrown, bounced, kicked, spun, rolled or...$19.95$19.95 -
CLASSIC OLD WORLD KALEIDOSCOPE 6"
Forget that the 6-3/4" long body is festooned with Latin phrases and old maps. The stones/beads/glass inside the tube would make designing windows in cathedrals a snap. And hey, that's good work if you can get it. A nice gift for Rosetta window fans, and...$9.95$9.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$9.95Subtotal: -
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ORIGINAL STYLE METAL KAZOO
It could have been called an Alabama Buzzer after Alabama Vest, the man who invented it. Or a Clegghorn, after Thaddeus Von Clegg, the clock master who fabricated the first one. But the hand-crafted 4-3/4" long steel instrument was a simple amusement,...$3.25$3.9518% OFF$3.25$3.9518% OFF -
AIRZOOKA AIR BLASTING CANNON
Great balls of air! The mighty AIRZOOKA is back--and as cool as ever! Looking like a plastic bucket with a handle and a flip-up gun sight, it blasts a puff of air up to 50 feet. Blow out candles from across the room (and avoid spitting on birthday...$26.95$26.95 -
SILLY STRAW DRINKING GLASSES
Literally. These clear, plastic-tubing faux-specs start in your soda, wrap around your ears and eyes, sit on your nose and end up in your mouth. You slurp and your drink zips around your face and into your yap. The last word in sophisticated beverage...$5.50$5.50 -
OPTICAL ILLUSION CARDS 50 CARDS
At least you’ll be in control and your mind won’t be playing tricks on you. That’s at least 20 years away—or fewer if you’ve eaten poorly and neglected your sleep. For now, trick your eyes and still-reliable gray matter with...$6.35$6.35 -
GOLD PLASTIC OSCARESQUE STATUE/AWARD
Direct from the American Academy of Cheesy Fake Acting Awards, we present our genuine faux Oscar-esque hollow plastic statuette with authentic ersatz gold plating, for the best supporting player in your life. Stands 9-1/4" tall on a 3" dia base. Why?...$3.25$3.25 -
ASSORTED HOT WHEELS 3-PACKS
Nothing beats a classic Hot Wheels® car except this, which is (3) of them. From Mattel®, this Hot Wheels® 3 set includes assorted die-cast cars that look fast even when they’re sitting still in the cardboard and plastic-window...$6.75$6.75 -
GOLDEN SHRILLING RUBBER CHICKEN
This goldenesque rubber chicken can talk! Actually, squawk. Known as the Shrilling Chicken, it’s 11” long, in chicken-skin goldish color, complete with goose bumps, a squish me tag and don't forget the gaping mouth. Squeeze it for hours of...$10.95$10.95 -
CLASSIC STEEL JAW HARP
Plunk your magic twanger and call yourself froggy. This 3-5/8" long steel jaw harp, or mouth harp, is technically a plucked idiophone, but don't say that in Nashville. Includes playing instructions. Pay no attention to that vibration in your head.$7.95$7.95 -
REAL FOSSIL EXCAVATION KIT
The “I Dig It! Fossils” kit was the Oppenheim Toy Portfolio’s Platinum Award winner in 2018, and we think it's still a winner because fossils are really old anyway, and never go out of style. Unlike all the u-dig-’em-up fossil...$9.95$9.95 -
FALLING WATER LIQUID GLASS THINKING PUTTY IN TIN
It’s called Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty® because while you do whatever you want with it, your brain relaxes and opens up to all kinds of creative thinking. Need it? Yes. And you can also knead it. Or bounce it, bend it, tear it, stretch it,...Starting at $14.95Starting at $14.95 -
METAL WOODPECKER TOY ROCKS AND PECKS W/POLE
Behold our version of the gravity-fed sliding woodpecker. Ours is a 1-3/4" standard black woodpecker, not counting his cute red plume, slowly pecking his way down a 16-1/2" tall metal rod. His super-rapid, lifelike pecking action is strangely compelling...$4.95$4.95 -
CLASSIC 20" RUBBER CHICKEN
You may well have wondered where the boneless chicken breasts in your local supermarket come from. The answer is from boneless chickens. And we have some life sized rubber models of the birds to prove it. Modeled from life, they are shown plucked and as...$10.95$10.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$10.95Subtotal: -
14" JUMBO WOODEN #2 PENCIL
Our seriously oversized #2 pencil is perfect for someone taking really important notes, or anyone who's tired of misplacing pencils. Also good for that big test. Measures 14" long x a 1-1/8" octagon, with a working eraser. Really thick graphite runs...$8.75$8.75 -
5" ASSORTED-COLOR KAZOOS
Us too, but then who doesn’t kazoo? These 5" long classic steel kazoos have 1-1/8” resonators, and you'll get (1) out of a possible (16) festive patterns. They come in sealed blind-box packaging so even our warehouse elves don't know which...$3.95$3.95 -
GOLD-FOIL BEN FRANKLIN PLAYING CARDS
Still a dead-man's hand, but much flashier if you're holding these gold-foil playing cards. In a standard playing card size, they shuffle smoothly, have Ben Franklin's image from the hundred-dollar bill on the back, and look like a million bucks,...$5.95$5.95 -
SLIDE WHISTLE 6-7/8" PLASTIC/STEEL
Or the Swanee whistle. Whatever you call it, this little slide whistle (just consider it the smallest trombone in the universe) has an outsized musical history. No elevator has ever fallen in a cartoon without its accompaniment, and no jug band is...$4.25$4.25 -
MARBLES, BAG OF 25, CAT'S EYE
If so, don’t worry. We have pouches full of ’em, all made in Mexico, where marbles come from. You pick from (6) varieties: the themed sets that include: (1) 25mm shooter and (24) 16mm player marbles, either in Cat's Eye (transparent with...Starting at $4.50Starting at $4.50 -
IRON PYRITE (FOOL'S GOLD) CHUNK, APPROX LD
You would be a fool to pass up this deal. These nice sized chunks of Iron Pyrite, aka fools gold, are about 1" so you'll feel like you hit the mother-load! Size is approximate so yours maybe a little smaller or larger. Bury some in your child's sandbox,...$3.50$3.50 -
MOTHMAN HARD RUBBER FIGURINE
Introducing Mothman, the mysterious and hairy winged creature purported to appear in West Virginia skies before tragic events occur. He's described by genuine eyewitnesses as man-sized with glowing red eyes and feathery antennae. Our version is in hard...$10.95$10.95 -
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CLASSIC GAG HAND-HELD JOY BUZZER
The original Joy Buzzer was called the Joke Buzzer (1932 U.S. patent #1845735, Soren Adams) and it replaced the more dangerous Zapper, which is lost to time, more's the pity. Our standard wind-up model is a 1-3/8" dia circle of perennial vibrating fun,...$4.50$5.9524% OFF$4.50$5.9524% OFF -
14-IN-1 SOLAR ROBOT KIT 14 DIFFERENT PROJECTS
Start your children on the path to learning the basic concepts of solar tech. This multi-bot STEM education solar kit includes a 1.5V solar cell, a small DC motor and gearbox and a boatload of parts that will let you make (14) different comical and...$34.95$34.95 -
HI-SCORE PINBALL GAME WITH BB'S
You could be, and you don’t even need electricity. These extremely old-school pinball games use just (6) little steel balls and gravity, which is pretty much everywhere, as we’ve discovered. Measure 9-7/8" x 5-1/4" under clear plastic with a...Starting at $9.95Starting at $9.95 -
6-PACK ORANGE BEER PONG BALLS
This sleeve of (6) orange table tennis-like balls is actually labeled for the campus-inspired game that involves some of the things associated with Ping-Pong, but not the net or paddles. You don’t even really need the green table, come to think of...$1.95$1.95 -
LEGO CHAIN REACTION KINETIC KIT
Make a whole bunch of fun and instructive Lego® machines/chain reaction models like marble runs and mousetraps involving ramps, buckets, funnels balances and much more. Comes with (33) Lego® elements, (6) Lego® balls, a dozen paper props, and...$29.95$29.95 -
MAGNETIC RATTLESNAKE EGG "SINGING"
Or singing suppositories. The pair is very magnetic, whatever they are. The 1-3/4" long prolate spheroids look like highly polished black hematites. Hold them an inch apart in your palm, toss 'em into the air and listen to them make a sound like the...$2.00$2.00 -
LITTLE ASTRONAUTS CARD GAME
Some kids are too young to know when and when not to draw to an inside straight, but at least you can introduce them important skills with this Little Astronauts (70)-card set. For 2-5 players, the game is designed to provide kids with experiences in...$9.95$9.95 -
ELENCO MECH5 ROBOT STEM KIT
From Elenco®, than whom nobody is cleverer, this MECH5 kit--a STEM kit--will make (5) robots, all of which use a mechanical coding wheel instead of software. They perform tasks, including forward, back 45 or 90 degrees, left or right turns, and...$39.95$39.95 -
BIG BANG BUBBLE BLASTER RECHARGEABLE
The Big Bang Bubble Blaster (we just said that 10 times!) looks like a giant hairdryer from the ’70s. But it’s way more fun. This fat gun shoots thousands of bubbles, which built-in multi-colored LED lights give a magical tint to as they sail...$29.50$29.50 -
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CLASSIC SEA MONKEYS AQUARIUM KIT
Yes, we have The Amazing Live Sea Monkey® aquarium kit, just like the ones from the comic books. The (9) piece ocean zoo includes brine shrimp eggs, growth food, water purifier, plus an official plastic feeding spoon, 32-page handbook, life insurance...$12.95$15.9519% OFF$12.95$15.9519% OFFQty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$12.95$15.9519% OFFSubtotal: -
3D MINI BRICK SHARK PUZZLE
Good news—our 3D Pixel Puzzle™ has just increased by (3)! Funny how that worked out. Each Level 2 difficulty puzzle is made of small mini bricks and comes in a box that’s 5-3/4” x 4” x 1-3/4”...Starting at $4.50Starting at $4.50 -
1000-PIECE PARIS METRO PUZZLE
Puzzle pros, we’ve got (3) new (1000)-piece jigsaws for you because we know you’ve been looking for some. All will measure 26-3/4” x 19” when finished, and all are made in the USA. You pick. The Paris Metro...Starting at $8.75Starting at $8.75