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6" Landscape Staples 50-Count Pack
Ever wonder why they call a staple a staple? It’s not “a main item of trade or production,” as the word book defines it. Yet when you need 6” long, U-shaped, rust-proof landscaping staples in 11-gauge, commercial-grade galvanized...$7.75$7.75 -
SEE, SPEAK, HEAR NO EVIL BUDDHA STATUES SOLD EACH
Add a touch of luck to your garden or living space with these See Speak Hear No Evil Decorative Buddha Statues. Measuring appx. 5-1/2" tall, this solid garden decor is made of cement and there are (3) different Buddhas in the "See, Hear, Speak no evil"...$6.95$6.95 -
20" MULTICOLORED ELASTIC BAND HEAD UMBRELLA
Anybody know know why? 20" diameter and elastic banded, this is just what you need to annoy the guy behind you at the big game. Also Keeps the sun out while mowing the lawn, or your head dry while taking the dog for a walk. It's elastic so it adjusts to...$3.25$3.25 -
REVOLVING MINI DISCO LIGHT 6 RGB COLORS
Because there are no jobs that can’t be improved by a little light cubicle boogying. This disco light measures 3-5/8” dia x 3-1/2” tall with red, green and blue LEDs under a clear plastic prismatic dome that spins approx 36 rpm. Powered...$5.95$5.95 -
CECILLIO MUSICAL INSTRUMENT CLEANING KIT
This cleaning kit was designed for smooth cats cleaning their saxes—saxophones, you dig?—but a Surpie like you knows that a 10” x 10” microfiber cloth, 17” double-sided neck snake, 5” tapered brush, 4”...$3.75$3.75 -
15 LED ORANGE EMERGENCY FLARE LIGHT W/ BATTERIES
Don’t play hockey with this light, but do keep (1) in your car, truck, RV, camper or boat because when an emergency arises, and one always does, you’ll be ready. The light is a 15-LED, 3-7/8" dia x 1" high plastic puck with bright orange...$8.95$8.95 -
DUAL SUCTION CUP HINGED PICK-UP TOOL
And easy to store. One of the better pick-up tools we've seen. Folds to just over 16" to store, but locks open at 30" with spring steel arms on an aluminum frame. It has soft, suction-cup-shaped grabbers and big, locking pistol grip. Pretty good gripping...$11.75$11.75 -
CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK
Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...$9.50$9.50 -
STAR POINT WIRELESS DOORBELL TRANSMITTER AND 2 RECEIVERS
The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...$12.50$12.50 -
400 LUMEN LED LANTERN HI-LO-RED FLASHING
This Versa Beam® Lantern from Farpoint® looks a lot like a cowbell, just sayin’. Has the same kind of loop handle at the top and measures a cowbell-ish 8-1/2” long x 5” wide x 3-12” deep, which means you can set it upright...$12.95$12.95 -
MUSHROOM SOLAR PATHWAY LIGHT COLOR CHANGING
Quick—everybody take cover! It's the attack of the giant, mushroom-shaped, color-changing landscape lights! Don’t kid yourself into thinking you won’t have to run very far because their batteries will run out—they’re...$9.95$9.95 -
BIGFOOT CROSSING METAL SIGN, 12" X 12"
Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very...Starting at $18.50Starting at $18.50 -
LOCKING TREASURE WOODEN BOXES BLACK OR NATURAL
Any Sammy Hagar fans out there? Our beautiful wooden locking treasure boxes have (1) built-in lock with a (3)-digit combination and a flipping latch, plus a (3)-compartment tray inside. Boxes measure 4-1/4" x 6-1/2" x 3-1/2" with a hinged lid. They come...$12.95$12.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$12.95Subtotal: -
16 LOCOMOTIVES FROM GRAND OLD DAYS OF STEAM MUG
Any Tull fans out there? This ceramic white mug with black handle and interior has a handsome matte finish and features (16) stylish line drawings of steam locomotives. Sip your bevvy while admiring a Hudson 4-6-4, a Berkshire 2-8-4 or a Yellowstone...$13.95$13.95 -
KIT, VENUS FLYTRAP, GROW YOUR OWN
You supply the pot, we'll supply a dozen Venus Fly Trap seeds and a little sack of soil in a 4-3/8" x 2" dia plastic growing tube, plus an instruction sheet on the care and feeding of everyone's favorite meat-eating foliage. Gestation is about (14)...$12.95$12.95 -
HILLARY MASKS
This classic plastic Halloween mask with an elastic strap depicts a wide-smiling, lip-sticked, hair-coifed Hillary Clinton with amazing color. Has holes for the nose and eyes, and foam pads behind the forehead and chin. Covers the wearer’s face...$2.95$2.95 -
NEON NIGHT FLAMINGO LIGHT USB
If we ever open a nightclub in Miami, it’ll be The Neon Flamingo. Until then, we’re lending the name to this retro-cool tabletop light that stands approx 12” tall x 5” wide in the outline of a pink flamingo, but we probably...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
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POLICE BADGE BOTTLE OPENER OPEN UP!
"Police, open up!" takes on a whole new meaning with this gadget at your basement bar or backyard bar-b-que. Pop open a cold brew with this stainless steel police badge bottle opener, which measures a convincingly authentic 2-1/2" x 3", give or take...$1.98$3.9550% OFF$1.98$3.9550% OFF -
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ASSORTED COLOR LED FAIRY STRING LIGHTS
Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...$0.98$1.9550% OFF$0.98$1.9550% OFF -
GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER HEAD
You probably don't want squirrels in your garden and bird feeder, but there's no getting rid of them. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder lets you pretend that every pesky squirrel is a whimsical gnome. When squirrels eat out of the vinyl 7-3/4" (19.7 cm) tall...$19.95$19.95 -
HUMAN ORGAN TRANSPLANT INSULATED LUNCH TOTE
They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded...$23.50$23.50 -
FOLK ART DUCK FIGURES ASSORTED
We said “tasteful,” not “tasty!” We do enjoy a nice duck a l’orange on occasion, though. Anyway, who knows—these ducks might even be geese. Call ’em wooden ducks with long necks and a folk-art look, sort of...$1.95$1.95 -
UTILITECH LED GROW LIGHTS 12' LONG 3 HEADS
Ours grows really well thanks to this Utilitech® LED Grow Light, which is a 12” cord with (3) heads spaced approx 4 feet apart. Keeps plants cooler, and you won’t have to change any bulbs. Light housings measure 5” x 3” x...$19.50$19.50 -
BIGMOUTH MAGICAL UNICORN EAR MUFFS
First question: why has it taken so long for someone to put a single, shiny, spiraling silver horn, soft white ears and a cascading pink, purple and blue mane on the headband of a fluffy, plushy set of kids earmuffs? Second question: why doesn’t...$5.75$5.75 -
15" WOODEN MAGNETIC BLOCK FOR TOOLS OR KNIVES
Try to keep knives out of your underpants, too, but definitely keep them out of your drawers. You don’t want to cut something important, like a finger, reaching for one. This premium, 15” Acacia Wood Magnetic Knife/Tool Holder mounts to your...$12.50$12.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$12.50Subtotal: -
100 LED SOLAR YARD LIGHTS ON A 36' STRING
Yes, the sun already lights your yard, but with this set of (100) solar-powered white LEDs, it will light up the yard at night, too. On a 36-foot cord attached to a solar cell and a NiMH rechargeable battery, it operates in steady-on or flashing modes...$14.75$14.75 -
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TENNIS RACKET STYLE INSECT BUG ZAPPER
Looks like a cheap kid-sized tennis racket, but brother, this ain't for the kids. It's actually a fine way for adults to work on their upper-body strength and kill bugs at the same time. 18" long, with a 6" wide paddle lined with metal grid. A coil in...$3.25$5.9545% OFF$3.25$5.9545% OFF -
LED Warm Color Solar Lights 2-Pack
What is it about string lights that make everything a little more pleasant? Heck if we know, but you keep asking for them, so here they are. These lights are solar-powered, and you’ll get (2) 66-foot spools, each with its own (200) warm,...$19.50$19.50 -
WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS
When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...$4.95$4.95 -
GRADUATED 1 OUNCE MEASURING GLASS IN OZ/ML/TSP
Technically, this is a diminutive measuring cup, minus the handle, but it sure looks like a shot glass. Called the Mini Measure, it stands approx 2-1/2” tall with a 2” dia mouth tapering down to a 1-1/2” base. Measures 1 to 6 teaspoons,...$2.45$2.45 -
CAT, SCARE, METAL W/MARBLE EYES, 14"X6-3/4"
Think scarecat, like scarecrow. This black cat is an outline cut from sheet metal with green cats’-eye marbles for eyes. Cat’s-eye marbles for eyes! Measures 14” long with the tail x 6-3/4” tall. Has a small hole in the upper...$5.75$5.75 -
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CLAUSS TITANIUM SCISSORS
Hydroponic scissors. Yeah, a first for us, too, but these Titanium-bonded, non-stick, precision-ground scissors are corrosion- and adhesion-resistant, with soft, flexible handles. Short, 1-3/4” long blades, like bonsai folks use, except these are...$5.50$6.7519% OFF$5.50$6.7519% OFF -
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8-3/8" FACE BACKWARDS TICKING CLOCK
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GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK
Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough for Halloween but elegant...$22.50$22.50 -
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WATER BOTTLE OUTDOOR BIRD FEEDER
This idea is for the birds. Literally. A green/black plastic perch, dish, and dispenser that you can screw onto an inverted plastic pop bottle to convert it into a bird feeder. Obviously, the bottle should have been emptied of pop and filled with...$2.71$3.2517% OFF$2.71$3.2517% OFF -
TRAVEL/COSMETIC BAG GOLD/WHITE STRIPES
Somebody once called us the kings of gaudy. So we accept that title and consider that a challenge. This purse/pouch/clutch/bag or whatever you want to call it, is super gaudy (or Stylish) with golden accents. It's 6-1/2" x 5", and like a clam, it opens...$1.95$1.95 -
READING GLASSES 3-PIECE SET
No one will call you “Four Eyes” when this (3)-pack of stylish reading glasses arrive. Then again, you won’t wear all of them at once, so they might when you put a pair on. It’ll be worth it, though, once you can finally see again...$8.50$8.50 -
SPREADER, HANDY, GIANT PLASTIC SHAKER
Our blue plastic shaker bottle stands approx. 10-1/2” tall by 5-1/2" x 4" with a removable screw top for shaking out rock salt or grass seed. Also great as Bigfoot’s salt or pepper shaker. Top has (19) 3/8" holes in it, and the bottle has a...$7.95$7.95 -
6-PIECE NESTING MEASURING SPOON SET
Our most colorful measuring set, and the most nestingest. The (6) pieces snap together and stay together until you push up from below on the handles. The scoops include: 1 cup, 1/2 cup, 1/3 cup. 1/4 cup, 1 tbsp, and 1/2 tbsp--in aqua, purple, pink,...$2.85$2.85 -
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CREEPY CRAWLIES ASSORTED TOY INSECTS
Plastic insects, lizards and arachnids might not scare you, but they have the potential to scare the bejeebers out of your mother if you put a couple in the sugar jar. You pick: the Creepy Crawleys Collection with (15) 1-1/2” long creepies,...Starting at $0.99$3.95Starting at $0.99$3.95