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NECK HOT WATER BOTTLE
Finally, a hug that doesn't require awkward small talk! This red fleece U-shaped hot water bottle is ready to embrace your neck and shoulders with soothing warmth. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the cozy embrace of pure, unadulterated heat. It's...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
PAINT YOUR OWN POT PLANT KIT
Wait—don’t paint the plant, paint the planter. This Paint Your Own Plant Kit, originally from Target, includes a 3-1/2” tall x 3-1/2” dia terra cotta pot, (5) assorted non-toxic paints, (1) paint brush, (4) paper flowers, (2)...$2.50$2.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.50Subtotal: -
LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS
Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...Starting at $3.75Starting at $3.75 -
3-1 TELESCOPIC SHOE HORN/SCRATCHER/MAGNET
If there’s one thing we hate, it’s bending down with one of those stubby little shoehorns to slip on our loafers, or bending to pick something up, or having to rub against a corner just to relieve an itch on our back. Since we scored this...$9.50$9.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$9.50Subtotal: -
AMBIDEXTROUS THUMB BRACE
Or pinned down, anyway. This ambidextrous thumb brace is made of soft fabric with a stainless steel metal brace sewn inside. Allows full finger movement, and has hook-and-loop fasteners for adjusting both the wrist and thumb holds. In black neoprene.$4.75$4.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.75Subtotal: -
BIG PRETTY SAFETY PINS PKG(5)
These big steel safety pins come in such terrific colors that they're practically jewelry in their own right. They're 4" long in assorted colors, including gold, black and metallic pink, blue and green. Perfect for closing buttonless sweaters and tops or...$5.50$5.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.50Subtotal: -
6" LED LIGHT-UP WIRELESS PORTABLE SPEAKER
These bad boys are a portable light show and sound system rolled into one. They're small enough to fit in your backpack but loud enough to rock a backyard BBQ. With a battery life that'll outlast your wildest dance moves, these speakers are the ultimate...$10.95$10.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$10.95Subtotal: -
PRECISION STICKY RULER FLEXIBLE REUSUABLE 12"
Of course we can’t sell George Washington, but of the fine rulers we can sell, this 12" long x 2” wide, self-adhesive-backed ruler is the finest. Has 1/16" markings with holes at 1/16", 1/8", 1/4", 1/2" and 1". Just stick a pencil through the...$2.95$2.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.95Subtotal: -
ELECTRIC WHITE NEON STYLE LIGHTS 7' LONG
This electrical wire from American Crafts™ looks like neon tubing, but it’s actually lit with LEDs. You bend it into whatever message or shape you want, and it’ll stay that way. Go for a 1950s retro diner vibe or something more...$3.95$3.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.95Subtotal: -
100' BLACK/ORANGE PARACORD W/ 7 INNER STRANDS
May we introduce our latest paracord? It’s a 100-foot length of paracord—just one of ’em not a pair of ’em. It’s a paracord, not a pair o’cord. Neither is it a paregoric! (Look it up, you’re welcome.) Anyway,...$5.95$5.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.95Subtotal: -
TARVOL 1.5" QUALITY IRON PADLOCK 3-KEYS
Keep your valuables safe behind the iron curtain and under lock and key with this Tarvol® hardened-iron padlock with (3) keys and a brass lock cylinder. Shackle measures approx 3/4" wide x 1” long when closed, and the body measures 1-1/2”...$4.75$4.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.75Subtotal: -
4-DIGIT COMBO PADLOCK FROM DESIRED TOOLS 1"
Well, the combo is up to you, and this (4)-digit combination padlock comes with instructions on how to set it. Body is black (approx 2” x 1-1/2” x 1/2”) and the chrome shackle is 1” wide x 1-1/4” long when shackled. From...$5.95$5.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.95Subtotal: -
Whizbuilders Illuminated World Globe Lamp
We’re so edgy at American Science & Surplus that we’re now selling world globes that are round. We’re also brave enough to say we believe this is the actual shape of the earth! Sometimes you gotta take a stand. This 8" dia...$19.50$19.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$19.50Subtotal: -
40 PACK JEAN BUTTONS REPLACEMENT KIT
Pin all the “Flower Power” buttons you like on your jeans, but they’re not going to keep your pants up. This (40)-piece Jean Buttons kit will, because it comes with the sturdy buttons you button on denim (in assorted colors and...$9.50$9.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$9.50Subtotal: -
BULLDOG 20-PIECE ANCHOR AND SCREW SET
That drywall’s not going to anchor itself, Surpies. Good thing you can stock up on Bulldog® Hardware drywall anchors for the current job and any future repairs. Your drywall, unlike the Twinkie in the back of your freezer, won’t last...$2.75$2.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.75Subtotal: -
STORM PROOF SLEEVE-POUCH FOR PHONES 4-1/2" X 9"
An old bag phone wouldn’t even fit in this bag. This one, which measures 9” x 4-1/2” with a clear front and a hook’n’loop flap, is for the new-fangled cellular phones that no one could have imagined in the bag phone days...$14.50$14.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$14.50Subtotal: -
EAST GERMAN OLIVE DRAB LEATHER TANKER HELMET LINER
Das Hemlfutter ist nicht für Das Boot—ist für Das Panzer. That’s right, bilingual Surpies—this East German dark olive drab leather liner graced the inside of tanker helmets, because who would wear a helmet on a sub? Has ear...$12.50$12.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$12.50Subtotal: -
Floating Waterproof Bluetooth RGB Speaker
It’s Deep Purple’s greatest song, and you can hear it literally on the water with this Floating Speaker with Bluetooth®. Measures 4-1/4" dia x 2-1/4" high and looks like an oversize yo-yo with lights that change color automatically. Has a...$17.95$17.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$17.95Subtotal: -
GRAFFITI SLING MESSENGER BAG TAN YELLOW 9"
You like the logos and the graffiti and all the busy business? Well then, here’s your new ALBA® Graffiti Sling Shoulder Bag, which is tan with a green and red gucci-esque stripe and fun, positive graffiti in yellow, blue, red and green. Also...$14.50$14.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$14.50Subtotal: -
STAINLESS STEEL PET BOWL 5" X 2" WOODEN HOLDER
This bowl isn't just functional, it's a statement piece for the discerning pet owner. Imagine the Instagram likes! The Perfect 3" x 5" Size: Accommodates even the most enthusiastic mini-munchkins. Don't let your pet dine like a pauper any longer. Order...$8.15$8.15Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$8.15Subtotal: -
Sound Activated Light Bar
Crank your tunes and watch this USB-powered Multicolor Sound-Activated RGB Light Bar bop to the beat. Stands approx 7-1/4” tall x 1” wide x 1” deep with power, color and mode buttons on the back. Has (18) color modes, (11) pulse modes...$12.95$12.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$12.95Subtotal: -
SAUCEMOTO DIPPING SAUCE HOLDER FOR CAR VENT
With the Saucemoto® dipping sauce holder for car vents, you’ll always have your ketchup, mustard or bbq sauce within arm’s reach at the drive-in. It’s sort of like a cupholder for condiment packets! Measures 3” x 3” and...$1.95$1.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$1.95Subtotal: -
FLEXFIT HAT COOL DRY SIZE SMALL/MEDIUM
You can’t beat fun in the old ball cap—you know it’s true. We have (2) great ones here, nicely shaped with 3” long, slightly curved brims. You pick: the fitted FLEXFIT® small/medium black canvas-y cap with red accents and Cool...Starting at $3.50Starting at $3.50 -
UV LIGHT STERLIZER BOX COMFORT ZONE CLEAN
All those personal items and the germs they attract? Zap ’em clean with this UV Light Sterilizer Box. We’re talking about eyeglasses, sunglasses, keys—that stuff. From Comfort Zone Clean, the box measures approx 7-3/4" x 4-1/2" x 3"...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
STAINLESS STEEL ORANGE TRAVEL MUG AKA TUMBLER
This is a big ol’ tumbler, 9” tall to be exact, and 2-1/2” dia at the base. Has a brushed stainless-steel exterior and a nice pop of orange and black at the top. The slide toggle in the lid opens and closes so you can safely sip when...$3.75$3.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.75Subtotal: -
CAR STEERING WHEEL LOCK ANTI-THEFT
You’ve been thinking about getting a car steering-wheel lock/anti-theft device for a while now, and this is your sign that it’s finally time. At 16" long with extendable ends, the bar stops your steering wheel from turning. Bar is metal and...$19.50$19.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$19.50Subtotal: -
DRAMEARS HEADBAND WITH SOUND ACTIVATED LED EARS
Be the first cool kid at your rave or fest with these headbands with LED light-up ears from DreamEars™. As brand names go, that one’s fire. At their largest, the headbands measure 12” across x 5” tall. You pick: the...Starting at $19.50Starting at $19.50 -
SHAVELY DOUBLE EDGE SAFETY RAZOR W/2-BLADES
Upgrade your shave game with the Shavely’s Men’s Double Edge Safety Razor. This stainless steel beauty gives you a super close, smooth shave every time. Its compact size makes it perfect for travel, so you can look sharp wherever you go. The...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
IMPRESSIONISTS COFFEE MUG 5 DIFFERENT ARTISTS
Do you take inspiration with your coffee? You will when you start sipping out of this 14-oz (400ml) ceramic mug graced with images of some of the world’s most legendary artists. It’s a big mug—3-1/2” tall x 4” dia—to...$3.75$3.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.75Subtotal: -
HAND HELD KNIFE SHARPENER 3-STAGE W/NO CUT GLOVE
You can always get it back just like we did with this ProvidePros (3)-stage, (3)-slotted knife sharpener. It’s handheld and made of comfortable rubber, almost like a sleek gaming handset, with finger grips and a stopper at the end so you...$8.95$8.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$8.95Subtotal: -
BLACK STARGAZER JEWELRY STAND FROM KIKKERLAND
And your jewelry stand looks like it’s looking for jewels in the stars. What a beautiful thing. This Stargazer Jewelry Stand from the most-excellent Kikkerland® measures approx 6-1/2” tall x 6” at the widest. A ponytailed girl in...$4.75$4.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.75Subtotal: -
PET WALKING POUCH FOR TREATS, TOYS AND POO BAGS
There’s nothing for you to eat in this Pet Walking Pouch. It’s for actual doggies, and kitties, and any other pets you take on a walk or travel with. Fill this 7” high x 5” wide x 2” deep pouch with pet supplies and off you...$3.75$3.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.75Subtotal: -
2 IN 1 CUTTING BOARD STRAINER 9.5" X 14.5"
If you really want to, you can use these pastel cutting boards for pastel-cutting. But why not leave the paint in the studio and cut food on them, because that’s what they’re made for. In firm plastic, with a 1-3/4" curved up lip strainer on...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
ASSORTED CLASSICAL MUSIC CD
All classical music was not created equal, which is why we’re going to send you only the good stuff. You’ll get a CD of our choosing and possibly a bonus accompanying booklet going into detail about the composer and his music. Our assorted...$4.00$4.00Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.00Subtotal: -
VAMPIRE FANGS FALSE TEETH 16-PIECES
It’s never too early to start thinking about Halloween, at least not around here. This is why we’ve been so obsessed lately with this Vampire Fangs False Teeth Kit from Spooktacular Creations. Includes (3) little bottles of denture glue, (16)...$6.50$6.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$6.50Subtotal: -
BOZO WINDMILL PEN, WINDUP WITH BLUE INK
Oh, it’s Bozo! Then again, who else would be on a Bozo the Clown Pen? Features a (4)- blade windmill with Bozo himself on each of the blades. Wind up the propeller and it spins so fast and efficiently it actually throws a little breeze. You can...$2.40$2.40Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.40Subtotal: -
HALF STRESS RELIEF BALL ASST COLORS W/MAGNET PK(6)
This might be our most convenient stress-relief tool, a 2-3/4" dia x 1-1/2” tall foam half-ball in green with a simple ceramic magnet on the flat side. Stick it to the fridge, where it’ll hold your grocery list, a photo or a few papers, and...$3.95$3.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.95Subtotal: -
PVC WATER SHUT OFF VALVE FOR 9/16" HOSE
It’s funny how some things are named so appropriately—like this PVC turn valve for water (and other fluids) shut-offs and turn-ons (including walks on the beach). As we mentioned a few lines above, the thing turns on and off like a valve!...$1.95$1.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$1.95Subtotal: -
SET OF 15 STAR WARS VINYL WALL DECALS CLASSICS
After you stick up these vinyl stickers, you can pull ’em down and store ’em until you’re ready to stick ’em up again. You’re so smart—yes, it’s because they’re reusable and won’t muck up your walls,...Starting at $3.25Starting at $3.25