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Cactus Green Neonesque Light
It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...$9.50$9.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$9.50Subtotal: -
ASSORTED FISH TANK AQUARIUM ORNAMENTS
It doesn’t matter how old your aquarium is—it’ll look that much closer to brand new when you drop our mind-blowing undersea polyresin decorations into it. The fine details and bright colors are stunning—so much so that you...$8.50$8.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$8.50Subtotal: -
WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS
When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...$4.95$4.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.95Subtotal: -
CAT, SCARE, METAL W/MARBLE EYES, 14"X6-3/4"
Think scarecat, like scarecrow. This black cat is an outline cut from sheet metal with green cats’-eye marbles for eyes. Cat’s-eye marbles for eyes! Measures 14” long with the tail x 6-3/4” tall. Has a small hole in the upper...$5.75$5.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.75Subtotal: -
GREEN KALEIDOSCOPIC LASER UNDER 5MW
Twist the barrel of this green laser pointer and watch the diffraction lens multiply the dots and spin them in fascinating kaleidoscopic patterns. Perfect for rave parties, DIY discos, or getting kicked out of movie theaters. Guaranteed to give a cat...$18.50$18.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$18.50Subtotal: -
STAINLESS TURKEY SHAPED COOKIE CUTTER
A turkey for you, a turkey for me, everybody needs some turkey to be what you want to be... Just made that up. How about a 7" x 8" stainless cookie cutter shaped like...you guessed it, a turkey. Now gobble gobble.$5.75$5.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.75Subtotal: -
WATER BOTTLE OUTDOOR BIRD FEEDER
This idea is for the birds. Literally. A green/black plastic perch, dish, and dispenser that you can screw onto an inverted plastic pop bottle to convert it into a bird feeder. Obviously, the bottle should have been emptied of pop and filled with...$3.75$3.75Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.75Subtotal: -
GOTHIC STYLE 11" TALL DRAGON CLOCK
This Goth Dragon Wall Clock is up for our Gaudiest Item of the Year Award—and just in the nick of time. In weathered black, it measures approx 11” tall x 4” wide with a built-in hanger on the back. Has white roman numerals on a...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
TRAVEL/COSMETIC BAG GOLD/WHITE STRIPES
Somebody once called us the kings of gaudy. So we accept that title and consider that a challenge. This purse/pouch/clutch/bag or whatever you want to call it, is super gaudy (or Stylish) with golden accents. It's 6-1/2" x 5", and like a clam, it opens...$1.95$1.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$1.95Subtotal: -
FRENCH GENDARMERIE NATIONALE POLICE HELMET
This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the...$49.50$49.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$49.50Subtotal: -
SPREADER, HANDY, GIANT PLASTIC SHAKER
Our blue plastic shaker bottle stands approx. 10-1/2” tall by 5-1/2" x 4" with a removable screw top for shaking out rock salt or grass seed. Also great as Bigfoot’s salt or pepper shaker. Top has (19) 3/8" holes in it, and the bottle has a...$7.95$7.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.95Subtotal: -
6-PIECE NESTING MEASURING SPOON SET
Our most colorful measuring set, and the most nestingest. The (6) pieces snap together and stay together until you push up from below on the handles. The scoops include: 1 cup, 1/2 cup, 1/3 cup. 1/4 cup, 1 tbsp, and 1/2 tbsp--in aqua, purple, pink,...$2.85$2.85Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.85Subtotal: -
CREEPY CRAWLIES ASSORTED TOY INSECTS
Plastic insects, lizards and arachnids might not scare you, but they have the potential to scare the bejeebers out of your mother if you put a couple in the sugar jar. You pick: the Creepy Crawleys Collection with (15) 1-1/2” long creepies,...Starting at $3.95Starting at $3.95 -
DC COMICS TISSUE PAPER 12-PACK
This set of (12) pocket-sized tissue paper packets, each 2-3/4” x 2” x 3/4” with (10) sheets of (2)-ply each, feature various images of DC Comics characters, some of whom might be your favorites, making these tissues a super fun and...$3.95$3.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.95Subtotal: -
WATERPROOF GLOW IN THE DARK TAPE
We haven’t seen Sticky or Glowy since the mill closed, but we thought of them recently when this yellowish-green tape arrived. It’s both sticky and glowy. Measures 1” wide on a 16-foot roll and glows up to 4 hours after exposure to...$4.50$4.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.50Subtotal: -
RECHARGEABLE RED LED DOG VEST, SMALL
Since dogs don’t have built-in lights, they have to wear lighted safety vests just like we do. These comfortable, lightweight, weatherproof, part-mesh vests are black with ultra-bright side-by-side red LEDs that run down a red stripe on your...Starting at $12.50Starting at $12.50 -
ROUND TIM WITH RIBBON COOKIE CUTTERS PKG (4)
For some reason, we instantly thought about enjoying a cold Pabst with our cookies when we opened this tin of (3) chrome ribbon-shaped cookie-cutters. They range from 3-1/2” tall x 2-3/4” wide to approx 2-1/4” x 1-1/2” wide. The...$5.76$5.76Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$5.76Subtotal: -
ROCK SHAPED VASE WITH 1" X 3" OPENING
Looks like a rock, acts like a vase. Measures an uneven, rock-like 3" x 3" x 3" with a 1" x 3" opening, and it holds water. Duh. Despite looking like a rock, in the classic rock color, it’ll brighten up and transform any living space—living...$2.95$2.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.95Subtotal: -
VIKING PLUSH HAT
We have all kinds of plushies and hats but only (3) that are both. Say hello to the stuffed hat, each with a form-fitting elastic band for a snug fit, and a plushy character on top to set you apart from the crowd (in a good way). You pick: the...Starting at $7.95Starting at $7.95 -
WOODEN ELEPHANT PROPAGATION VASE KIKKERLAND
This 4” x 2” elephant in the room will look great on your desk, which is more than likely in a room. From Kikkerland®, it’s made of untreated, lighter-colored wood with a flat bottom, round back, curled trunk and a 1” dia hole...$4.95$4.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.95Subtotal: -
CERAMIC GRASSHOPPER SPOONS SET OF 4 KIKKERLAND
Mmm, Grasshopper Soup Every soup is grasshopper soup with this set of (4) ceramic spoons, white with a fun image of a green grasshopper on them. Not for people with no sense of whimsy. Spoons measure approx 5-1/2" long x 2" wide with a hanging hole in...$6.50$6.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$6.50Subtotal: -
Friendly Kingdon Rotating Music Box 6" X 9"
Tacky or Terrific? Lou Rankim collection brings us this wonderfully wacky wind up piece of art. Give a crank from the bottom and the sound of Born Free waifs through out the airwaves. They are even numbered in this Lou Rankin Special Edition collectible...$16.95$16.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$16.95Subtotal: -
ROMANIAN STEEL HELMET, USED
These Romanian combat helmets were used in small numbers in Romania during WWII and up to the 1970s. They’re still in use in some reserve units, and are also currently used by the Afghan National Army. Very dark paint—looks black to...$39.50$39.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$39.50Subtotal: -
NEON KNIGHT 6.5 FOOT LED LIGHT STRIP W/REMOTE
The Knight Strip has nothing to do with the removal of chainmail or any other medieval protective garment. It’s a 6-1/2-foot long LED Light Strip with Remote from Neon Knight™. Has (8) dynamic modes and an array of (60) multi-colored LEDs...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
POP-UP WALL CLOCK 32" DIAMETER TRAIN STATION LOOK
You can’t cut time in half, but with this ingenious 32" dia clock, you can fold time. It’s our favorite foldable (and unfoldable) wall clock from the always-reliable Kikkerland®. In classic white, with a spare, Swiss train station design,...$9.50$9.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$9.50Subtotal: -
ELECTRIC BLUE NEON STYLE LIGHTS 7' LONG
This electrical wire from American Crafts™ looks like neon tubing, but it’s actually lit with LEDs. You bend it into whatever message or shape you want, and it’ll stay that way. Go for a 1950s retro diner vibe or something more...$3.95$3.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.95Subtotal: -
AUTORANGING SMART DIGITAL MULTIMETER POCKET SIZED
There are meters and then there is the Auto-Ranging Smart IrriMeter®. Use it to quickly and accurately troubleshoot irrigation systems. Body measures an ovalish 4-1/2” x 2-1/2”. Has (2) modes and a button for each with a clear LCD display...$22.50$22.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$22.50Subtotal: -
TELESCOPING RUBBER ROLLER-MASSAGER
The rubber bumps on the end of this rolling massager are in rows that rotate independently to rub you the right way. The (6) rubber bumps are in (7) 1-1/4” dia rows on a three-draw telescoping handle that extends from 13” to 23” long,...$2.80$2.80Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.80Subtotal: -
VINTAGE GERMAN DUST GOGGLES
GERMAN ORIGINAL MILITARY SURPLUS DUST GOGGLES. Fold-able with pouch.$11.50$11.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$11.50Subtotal: -
3" DECORATIVE HARLEQUIN MASK
This decorative porcelain harlequin mask is a tchotchke-sized 4” tall x 3” wide, with a ribbon to hang it by. Glazed white with gold and rose highlights. It could be worn by a cat for Carnivale, but they really don’t enjoy dressing up,...$0.95$0.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$0.95Subtotal: -
AUTHENTIC VINTAGE JAPANESE SILK WEDDING KIMONO
AUTHENTIC VINTAGE JAPANESE SILK WEDDING KIMONO We believe this kimono dates back to the 1970s. Made of hand embroidered silk, it features Gold and Silver cranes in flight with accents of cherry blossoms in pink and gold thread. Pink to white gradient...$1,800.00$1,800.00Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$1,800.00Subtotal: -
BEER BEARD PRANK GIFT BOX
Nothing says gift-giving fun like embarrassing your loved ones! Whatever your heartfelt gift is, put it in this Beer Beard Secret Beverage Dispenser prank gift box from Prank-O® and let the blushing and faux gratitude begin. Then, cue the...$6.50$6.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$6.50Subtotal: -
SKI JACKET FOR DOGS MEDIUM SIZED
Straight out of a time capsule marked “1983 fashion mistakes,” this dog jacket is so gloriously ugly it’s practically couture. It’s like someone found your mom’s old ski coat, shrank it down, and thought, “You know...$24.50$24.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$24.50Subtotal: -
20 DAZZLING LED LIGHTS ON A COPPER STRING
We love string cheese as much as the next person, but it makes for terrible home decor. Instead, go for this 6-foot, flexible copper-colored wire strand with (20) tiny LED lights. Runs on (2) “AA” batteries, which you supply, and you can hang...$3.50$3.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.50Subtotal: -
MAGIC BEADS 6.3 OZ JUST ADD WATER
These aren’t just any beads, Surpies, these are tiny Magic Beadz™. That’s right—Beadz with a “z” and proud of it! They’re about the size of the little beads you’d sprinkle onto cookies or a cake. But they...$4.95$4.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$4.95Subtotal: -
6-PACK SUCTION CUP HOOKS UPTO 6-LBS
Tired of wrestling with screwdrivers and hammers? These suction hooks are your new best friends! They're like magic – stick 'em on any smooth surface (think shower walls, bathroom tiles, even your fridge if you're feeling adventurous) and BAM!...$3.95$3.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$3.95Subtotal: -
REINDEER TOILET COVER SEAT
Ho, Ho, Ho...ly Cow! Transform your bathroom into a winter wonderland with our Festive Reindeer Toilet Cover Set. Suprise the family when you change over at night and they think the bathroom has been taken over by a felt reindeer monster! Includes:...$6.95$6.95Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$6.95Subtotal: -
NECK HOT WATER BOTTLE
Finally, a hug that doesn't require awkward small talk! This red fleece U-shaped hot water bottle is ready to embrace your neck and shoulders with soothing warmth. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the cozy embrace of pure, unadulterated heat. It's...$7.50$7.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$7.50Subtotal: -
PAINT YOUR OWN POT PLANT KIT
Wait—don’t paint the plant, paint the planter. This Paint Your Own Plant Kit, originally from Target, includes a 3-1/2” tall x 3-1/2” dia terra cotta pot, (5) assorted non-toxic paints, (1) paint brush, (4) paper flowers, (2)...$2.50$2.50Qty in Cart: 0Quantity:Price:$2.50Subtotal: -
LADIES BEWARE BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD MENS CREW SOCKS
Novelty socks! Get yer novelty socks! We always have some kind of wacky, colorful, themed socks, Jarvis-approved and Surpie-ready. In men’s size 10-13 (for shoe sizes of 6-1/2 to 12) crew socks in poly/spandex blends. Features Butt-Head with...Starting at $3.75Starting at $3.75