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Home and Garden

Home and Garden

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  • PONCHO, RAIN IN A BALL, RED BALL, CLEAR PONCHO PONCHO, RAIN IN A BALL, RED BALL, CLEAR PONCHO

    Great Balls of Water!
    PONCHO, RAIN IN A BALL, RED BALL, CLEAR PONCHO

    Never get stuck out in the rain without protection again. Meet poncho in a ball! A 2-1/2" red plastic ball that opens in the middle to reveal  a 46" x 36" translucent rain poncho. Clips to most clothing, backpacks and sports equipment with the...
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  • MODEL MAKER RIFFLER FILES MODEL MAKER RIFFLER FILES

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    MODEL MAKER RIFFLER FILES

    Riffler files are most prized by sculptors, wood carvers, model makers and similar fashioners of precision objects. They come in a variety of flat, round and triangular shapes. They are usually pointed and always have a delicate curve toward the point...
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  • KIT, VENUS FLYTRAP, GROW YOUR OWN KIT, VENUS FLYTRAP, GROW YOUR OWN

    Carnivore In A Pot
    KIT, VENUS FLYTRAP, GROW YOUR OWN

    You supply the pot, we'll supply a dozen Venus Fly Trap seeds and a little sack of soil in a 4-3/8" x 2" dia plastic growing tube, plus an instruction sheet on the care and feeding of everyone's favorite meat-eating foliage. Gestation is about (14)...
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  • STAR POINT WIRELESS DOORBELL TRANSMITTER AND 2 RECEIVERS STAR POINT WIRELESS DOORBELL TRANSMITTER AND 2 RECEIVERS

    Get Your Bell Rung
    STAR POINT WIRELESS DOORBELL TRANSMITTER AND 2 RECEIVERS

    The Star Point Wireless Doorbell Transmitter set comes with (1) battery-operated transmitter/button and (2) plug-in Sado Tech receivers/chimes, each approx 3” square by 1-1/2” deep. Great for houses, apartments, businesses, classrooms and...
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  • CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK

    The Cellie Cell
    CELLPHONE JAIL CELL WITH LOCK

    Too much time on the phone? Lock it up! Our Phone Lock-Up consists of a black wire cage screwed into a blond wooden base with slots for (8) offending cell phones. On the front, (2) doors swing open to let the perps in, and a loop on each allows you to...
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  • GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER HEAD GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER HEAD

    Ahh Nuts! Giant Gnome!
    GNOME SQUIRREL FEEDER HEAD

    You probably don't want squirrels in your garden and bird feeder, but there's no getting rid of them. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder lets you pretend that every pesky squirrel is a whimsical gnome. When squirrels eat out of the vinyl 7-3/4" (19.7 cm) tall...
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  • SKULL AND CROSSBONES PIRATE FLAG SKULL AND CROSSBONES PIRATE FLAG

    Jolly Barry
    SKULL AND CROSSBONES PIRATE FLAG

    Why does Roger always get the credit for the skull and crossbones pirate flag? We feel it is time to share and have elected Barry to the post because he just walked by the vast editorial department here at A.S.&S. (AKA "my desk") Our flag is 3ft x 5...
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  • BIGFOOT CROSSING METAL SIGN, 12" X 12" BIGFOOT CROSSING METAL SIGN, 12" X 12"

    Critter Crossing
    BIGFOOT CROSSING METAL SIGN, 12" X 12"

    Welcome to AS&SDOT, the better department of transportation. We provide all the highway, driveway, hallway, deck or bathroom crossing signs that the government neglects to post because they don't know what's really crossing your path. Mount your very...
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  • LOCKING TREASURE WOODEN BOXES BLACK OR NATURAL LOCKING TREASURE WOODEN BOXES BLACK OR NATURAL

    Three Lock Box
    LOCKING TREASURE WOODEN BOXES BLACK OR NATURAL

    Any Sammy Hagar fans out there? Our beautiful wooden locking treasure boxes have (1) built-in lock with a (3)-digit combination and a flipping latch, plus a (3)-compartment tray inside. Boxes measure 4-1/4" x 6-1/2" x 3-1/2" with a hinged lid. They come...
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  • 16 LOCOMOTIVES FROM GRAND OLD DAYS OF STEAM MUG 16 LOCOMOTIVES FROM GRAND OLD DAYS OF STEAM MUG

    Locomotive Breath
    16 LOCOMOTIVES FROM GRAND OLD DAYS OF STEAM MUG

    Any Tull fans out there? This ceramic white mug with black handle and interior has a handsome matte finish and features (16) stylish line drawings of steam locomotives. Sip your bevvy while admiring a Hudson 4-6-4, a Berkshire 2-8-4 or a Yellowstone...
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  • HILLARY MASKS HILLARY MASKS

    Will The Real Hillary Stand Up?
    HILLARY MASKS

    This classic plastic Halloween mask with an elastic strap depicts a wide-smiling, lip-sticked, hair-coifed Hillary Clinton with amazing color. Has holes for the nose and eyes, and foam pads behind the forehead and chin. Covers the wearer’s face...
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    ASSORTED COLOR LED FAIRY STRING LIGHTS ASSORTED COLOR LED FAIRY STRING LIGHTS

    To Summon A Fairy Or Two
    ASSORTED COLOR LED FAIRY STRING LIGHTS

    Our assorted-color LED fairy string lights might summon a fairy or might just make your night a little more magical. Powered by (2) included button cell batteries, with an on/off switch on the battery unit, the lighted portion of the string is approx 6...
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    HUMAN ORGAN TRANSPLANT INSULATED LUNCH TOTE HUMAN ORGAN TRANSPLANT INSULATED LUNCH TOTE

    Organic Lunch Tote
    HUMAN ORGAN TRANSPLANT INSULATED LUNCH TOTE

    They may move your cheese, but the rest of your lunch should be safe when you tote it in this insulated white bag with “HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT” printed on the side. Measures approx 9-1/2" wide x 7” tall x 6" deep with a padded...
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  • FOLK ART DUCK FIGURES ASSORTED FOLK ART DUCK FIGURES ASSORTED

    Tasteful Ducks
    FOLK ART DUCK FIGURES ASSORTED

    We said “tasteful,” not “tasty!” We do enjoy a nice duck a l’orange on occasion, though. Anyway, who knows—these ducks might even be geese. Call ’em wooden ducks with long necks and a folk-art look, sort of...
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  • BIGMOUTH MAGICAL UNICORN EAR MUFFS BIGMOUTH MAGICAL UNICORN EAR MUFFS

    Our Most Magical Earmuffs
    BIGMOUTH MAGICAL UNICORN EAR MUFFS

    First question: why has it taken so long for someone to put a single, shiny, spiraling silver horn, soft white ears and a cascading pink, purple and blue mane on the headband of a fluffy, plushy set of kids earmuffs? Second question: why doesn’t...
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  • 15" WOODEN MAGNETIC BLOCK FOR TOOLS OR KNIVES 15" WOODEN MAGNETIC BLOCK FOR TOOLS OR KNIVES

    Keep Knives Out Of Your Drawers
    15" WOODEN MAGNETIC BLOCK FOR TOOLS OR KNIVES

    Try to keep knives out of your underpants, too, but definitely keep them out of your drawers. You don’t want to cut something important, like a finger, reaching for one. This premium, 15” Acacia Wood Magnetic Knife/Tool Holder mounts to your...
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  • READING GLASSES 3-PIECE SET READING GLASSES 3-PIECE SET

    Hey, Twelve Eyes!
    READING GLASSES 3-PIECE SET

    No one will call you “Four Eyes” when this (3)-pack of stylish reading glasses arrive. Then again, you won’t wear all of them at once, so they might when you put a pair on. It’ll be worth it, though, once you can finally see again...
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  • 100 LED SOLAR YARD LIGHTS ON A 36' STRING 100 LED SOLAR YARD LIGHTS ON A 36' STRING

    Solar-Powered Garden Lights
    100 LED SOLAR YARD LIGHTS ON A 36' STRING

    Yes, the sun already lights your yard, but with this set of (100) solar-powered white LEDs, it will light up the yard at night, too. On a 36-foot cord attached to a solar cell and a NiMH rechargeable battery, it operates in steady-on or flashing modes...
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  • Cactus Green Neonesque Light Cactus Green Neonesque Light

    The Neon Cactus
    Cactus Green Neonesque Light

    It’s very possible we still have an unpaid bar tab at The Neon Cactus, but that was a long time ago, and Dave probably doesn’t even work there anymore. Let’s turn our attention to this lovely light, shall we? It’s shaped like the...
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  • TENNIS RACKET STYLE INSECT BUG ZAPPER TENNIS RACKET STYLE INSECT BUG ZAPPER

    THE INSECT TERMINATOR...
    TENNIS RACKET STYLE INSECT BUG ZAPPER

    Looks like a cheap kid-sized tennis racket, but brother, this ain't for the kids. It's actually a fine way for adults to work on their upper-body strength and kill bugs at the same time. 18" long, with a 6" wide paddle lined with metal grid. A coil in...
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  • ASSORTED FISH TANK AQUARIUM ORNAMENTS ASSORTED FISH TANK AQUARIUM ORNAMENTS

    The Age Of Aquariums
    ASSORTED FISH TANK AQUARIUM ORNAMENTS

    It doesn’t matter how old your aquarium is—it’ll look that much closer to brand new when you drop our mind-blowing undersea polyresin decorations into it. The fine details and bright colors are stunning—so much so that you...
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  • LED Warm Color Solar Lights 2-Pack LED Warm Color Solar Lights 2-Pack

    String ’Em Up!
    LED Warm Color Solar Lights 2-Pack

    What is it about string lights that make everything a little more pleasant? Heck if we know, but you keep asking for them, so here they are. These lights are solar-powered, and you’ll get (2) 66-foot spools, each with its own (200) warm,...
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  • 5" GUSTY USB DESK FAN WITH 3' CABLE 5" GUSTY USB DESK FAN WITH 3' CABLE

    We are a Fan of these Fans
    5" GUSTY USB DESK FAN WITH 3' CABLE

    Some call him a blowhard...we just like to call him Tornado Timmy. His friends tell us he gets a little winded sometimes, but at 5" with a 3' cord and his usb connector, Timmy is all fan. Sleek black plastic design, and his classic base makes Timmy the...
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  • WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS

    Tiny Laser Guns
    WORLD'S SMALLEST LASER GUNS

    When someone asks you to bring out the big guns, leave these in the drawer. Called the World’s Smallest Laser Guns, these (2) space blaster-looking guns have white bodies and either blue or red highlights. They’re not actual laser guns, and...
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  • 4-PACK ADJUSTABLE TARP CLIPS ADJUSTABLE SCREW 4-PACK ADJUSTABLE TARP CLIPS ADJUSTABLE SCREW

    Stop That Flapping!
    4-PACK ADJUSTABLE TARP CLIPS ADJUSTABLE SCREW

    Every time your tarp flaps, it’s a cry for help. The solution is this (4)-pack of classic, adjustable tarp clips. Great for tarps with no holes, or tarps whose holes have gone away. Non-slip grips have a thumbscrew for easy jaw opening and closing,...
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  • LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3) LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3)

    Threading Needles In The Dark?
    LIGHTED NEEDLE THREADERS PKG(3)

    Life, and needle-threading, is hard enough, so this little tailor's friend has a 3/32" loop with a white LED below it so you can see what you’re doing. Includes a pair of button-cell batteries and the threader has a cover plus a little hook so you...
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  • CAT, SCARE, METAL W/MARBLE EYES, 14"X6-3/4" CAT, SCARE, METAL W/MARBLE EYES, 14"X6-3/4"

    Scaredy Cat
    CAT, SCARE, METAL W/MARBLE EYES, 14"X6-3/4"

    Think scarecat, like scarecrow. This black cat is an outline cut from sheet metal with green cats’-eye marbles for eyes. Cat’s-eye marbles for eyes! Measures 14” long with the tail x 6-3/4” tall. Has a small hole in the upper...
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    CLAUSS TITANIUM SCISSORS CLAUSS TITANIUM SCISSORS

    Snip, Snip, No Stick
    CLAUSS TITANIUM SCISSORS

    Hydroponic scissors. Yeah, a first for us, too, but these Titanium-bonded, non-stick, precision-ground scissors are corrosion- and adhesion-resistant, with soft, flexible handles. Short, 1-3/4” long blades, like bonsai folks use, except these are...
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  • GREEN KALEIDOSCOPIC LASER UNDER 5MW GREEN KALEIDOSCOPIC LASER UNDER 5MW

    Fascinating Fun With Diffusion...
    GREEN KALEIDOSCOPIC LASER UNDER 5MW

    Twist the barrel of this green laser pointer and watch the diffraction lens multiply the dots and spin them in fascinating kaleidoscopic patterns. Perfect for rave parties, DIY discos, or getting kicked out of movie theaters. Guaranteed to give a cat...
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  • 50-LUMEN RECHARGEEABLE MINI ZIPPER LIGHT 50-LUMEN RECHARGEEABLE MINI ZIPPER LIGHT

    Uh, Your Zipper Is Off
    50-LUMEN RECHARGEEABLE MINI ZIPPER LIGHT

    They call this a Mini Zipper Light because you can attach it to the zipper pull on your jacket, purse or backpack, but those aren’t the only things that have zippers and frankly you can hang it from anywhere. Like your keychain. Shines a bright 50...
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  • GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK

    Give it a Glowing Review!
    GLOW TREE FLEXIBLE LED ILLUMINATED DECOR 2-PACK

    Next time someone asks you how your tree glows, tell them it glows just fine, and then tell them you got it from us. It’s called the Glow Tree LED Decor Light, and it’s one of the few things that is creapy enough for Halloween but elegant...
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  • WATER BOTTLE OUTDOOR BIRD FEEDER WATER BOTTLE OUTDOOR BIRD FEEDER

    Clever Idea #763
    WATER BOTTLE OUTDOOR BIRD FEEDER

    This idea is for the birds. Literally. A green/black plastic perch, dish, and dispenser that you can screw onto an inverted plastic pop bottle to convert it into a bird feeder. Obviously, the bottle should have been emptied of pop and filled with...
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  • SECURE PRO KEYPAD ALARM SYSTEM 110db SECURE PRO KEYPAD ALARM SYSTEM 110db

    The 'Boo!' Burglar Blaster
    SECURE PRO KEYPAD ALARM SYSTEM 110db

    Forget those old-school burglar alarms – meet the 'Secure Pro,' your home's new, noise-making bodyguard! This tiny but mighty alarm is like a tiny, screaming watchdog that attaches to your doors and windows. When someone tries to open a protected...
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  • TRAVEL/COSMETIC BAG GOLD/WHITE STRIPES TRAVEL/COSMETIC BAG GOLD/WHITE STRIPES

    The Golden Purse
    TRAVEL/COSMETIC BAG GOLD/WHITE STRIPES

    Somebody once called us the kings of gaudy. So we accept that title and consider that a challenge. This purse/pouch/clutch/bag or whatever you want to call it, is super gaudy (or Stylish) with golden accents. It's 6-1/2" x 5", and like a clam, it opens...
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  • FRENCH GENDARMERIE NATIONALE POLICE HELMET FRENCH GENDARMERIE NATIONALE POLICE HELMET

    WE WE FRENCH POT
    FRENCH GENDARMERIE NATIONALE POLICE HELMET

    This is the helmet the French national police (Gendarmerie Nationale) once wore, and we have a bunch of them in great condition with matching, high-quality, comfortable liners. They’re similar to French M51 military pot helmets, and despite the...
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  • SPREADER, HANDY, GIANT PLASTIC SHAKER SPREADER, HANDY, GIANT PLASTIC SHAKER

    The Big Blue Shaker
    SPREADER, HANDY, GIANT PLASTIC SHAKER

    Our blue plastic shaker bottle stands approx. 10-1/2” tall by 5-1/2" x 4" with a removable screw top for shaking out rock salt or grass seed. Also great as Bigfoot’s salt or pepper shaker. Top has (19) 3/8" holes in it, and the bottle has a...
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  • 6-PIECE NESTING MEASURING SPOON SET 6-PIECE NESTING MEASURING SPOON SET

    Our Snappiest Nesters
    6-PIECE NESTING MEASURING SPOON SET

    Our most colorful measuring set, and the most nestingest. The (6) pieces snap together and stay together until you push up from below on the handles. The scoops include: 1 cup, 1/2 cup, 1/3 cup. 1/4 cup, 1 tbsp, and 1/2 tbsp--in aqua, purple, pink,...
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    CREEPY CRAWLIES ASSORTED TOY INSECTS CREEPY CRAWLIES ASSORTED TOY INSECTS

    Scary To Some
    CREEPY CRAWLIES ASSORTED TOY INSECTS

    Plastic insects, lizards and arachnids might not scare you, but they have the potential to scare the bejeebers out of your mother if you put a couple in the sugar jar. You pick: the Creepy Crawleys Collection with (15) 1-1/2” long creepies,...
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  • DC COMICS TISSUE PAPER 12-PACK DC COMICS TISSUE PAPER 12-PACK

    Up In The Sky! It's Sniffle Busters!
    DC COMICS TISSUE PAPER 12-PACK

    This set of (12) pocket-sized tissue paper packets, each 2-3/4” x 2” x 3/4” with (10) sheets of (2)-ply each, feature various images of DC Comics characters, some of whom might be your favorites, making these tissues a super fun and...
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  • WATERPROOF GLOW IN THE DARK TAPE WATERPROOF GLOW IN THE DARK TAPE

    Sticky & Glowy
    WATERPROOF GLOW IN THE DARK TAPE

    We haven’t seen Sticky or Glowy since the mill closed, but we thought of them recently when this yellowish-green tape arrived. It’s both sticky and glowy. Measures 1” wide on a 16-foot roll and glows up to 4 hours after exposure to...
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